i’ve been thinking about this message all day at work, and obviously Stiles would be Patrick, and Derek would be Kat, Scott would be in Bianca’s role because Melissa would have seen so many young kids having babies, and have made it so he can’t date until Derek does because Derek hates the entire world, and Derek & Scott must be brothers at every opportunity in fic because I LOVE IT WHEN THEY’RE BROTHERS, and obviously Stiles & Scott can bond, Derek can read THE POEM OF GLORY to Stiles and Stiles can stalk Derek with heart eyes in a book store whilst Joan Armatrading plays in the background like COME ON, I CAN SEE IT. also, imagine Stiles being all “someone has their panties in a twist” and Derek being “don’t for one minute think you have any effect whatsoever on my panties” and Stiles’ eyes go glazed thinking about Derek in his underwear and ALL THE SNARK and prom and paintballing.
aaaand i figured obviously Allison is our presh JGL newbie, interested in Scott WHICH ALSO MEANS I COULD HAVE STILES & ALLISON BROSHIP, always necessary, and Allison’s helpful nerd bro could TOTALLY BE BOYD, who is exasperated with everything from the start, but BUT, totally into Erica, and quietly wooing her throughout (and obviously Erica is Derek’s one and only bff, fierce, protective, into Shakespeare, doesn’t give a fuck what the world thinks of them). Kate is Joey’s character, and wants to mess with Scott to get to Derek, who was flat out the only person ever to reject her and he must PAY for that.
DEREK DANCING ON A TABLE TO HYPNOTIZE, THOUGH. yeah. it’s all rather glorious to think about.